I can't fall asleep... might as well read a novel.

...Huh?! I fell asleep!

What's this? Drool? ... Eh? It's snot?!

Konataaaaaaa!!

It's awful. My weight... Suddenly, before I knew It went up again... Note: I added the "It's awful" and made the second part more redundant to keep it a haiku

You're still quite a bit lighter than me, so what's the matter?

Buu~ Buu~

I have my own standards!!