Congratulations

Oh? Why the long face?

This isn't like you.

I know, but... all day long...

No one bothered to wish me a happy birthday...

Hm? Today's your birthday? Ah, c'mon... Get over here!

Wow. I know I did say that I'd treat you today, but...

...isn't this a bit much?

Hey, now, would a badass like you go back on your word?

I mean, I'm not a badass...

Oh my, Jordan-chan and Gold Ship-chan.

Now this is a rare combination.

What's got you two out and about?

Ah, McQueen-chan, listen to this!

She told me that nobody came by to acknowledge her birthday today!

So I told her that I'd treat her, but...

...she's been shaking me down for all I've got!

Huh? Birthday...?

Today isn't Gold Ship-chan's birthday, though.

No one wished me a happy birthday because it's not my birthday.

Are you stupid?