Let's get started with the massage right away.

Lie down on the bed with your back towards me.

"Never show your back to your enemy". That's my motto.

Boy, this chick's a pain...

I'm not an enemy, though.

Upsie-daisy!

Only dirty cowards attack from behind.

For the last time, I'm not an enemy!

How can you say that while staring daggers at me?

G r r!