Battle mistress... Sivir...

AKA pantieless old woman...

Master of deception... LeBlanc...

AKA purple old lady...

No... I just want you to investigate... why they all call me a "video chat fat otaku", when I don't even have a camera...

I will specially charge you half price!

What is the power that changes them?

Yes! Az... Urgot! The secret is my invention: magical B cream! It keeps them away from those damn nicknames!

The point is "fat otaku", my man! Buy this now and use it ASAP!

...dafuq