I can't verbalize it well,

but listen!

I am a humanoid interface for contacting organic lifeforms constructed by the Information Integration Thinking Entity that unifies this galaxy.

It might be unbelievable, but still...

Believe me.

It would be harder if you told me not to believe it...

Time is...

like one plane of a subdivision.

Perhaps it's easier to understand as an flip-animation?

Look, it's like this.

So the me who is on this temporal plane is something like this extra picture drawn in midway...

What do you think?

The cat is scary!

Flip animation

Believe me

They have decided to make a second season of Haruhi! Here are three pages of Haruhi information for those people whose heart went "kyun!" when they heard that.