As ~"HaveConquest":[https:haveconquest.deviantart.com] made "[image]":[https:haveconquest.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Enday-274279719] for my last birthday, I could not allow the passage of his own birthday without reciprocating. >8U

It started out as a simple birthday sketch. Robo-girl lights a birthday candle with a flamethrower.

But no, this isn't enough. There must be more to this story.

This is Candle, an intergalactic space robot driven by an unfathomable hatred of muffins, likely hardwired within her by some vengeful, baked good loathing scientist. She tears through the galaxy on a mission to eradicate every last one from existence. With extreme prejudice.

Or however much prejudice one can derive from a muffin.

She will find you, ~HaveConquest . Mark my words. BE PREPARED.

Oh and also have a happy birthday.