Today is a day when it's okay to lie

Shifu? Will you marry me?

So you've finally made your decision.

Then let us head to the government office.

Wait, no, today is April Fool's Day, so it was just a lie...

April? Your shifu is out of touch with the mudnane world, she doesn't know anything about it.

Sh-Shifu

? What are you two doing?

Wise? Shifu?

A sudden confession