See!? It moves on its own to then strangle its owner...

Well, sure, all that fluff could smother someone,

But it just fell off the shelf by my bed.

The thought of having something that creepy nearby sends shivers down my spine.

I wouldn't even want it in my room.

How rude! It's so fluffy and cute,

It's like it was calling out to me.

That was it calling out?!

Our eyes met, and I just knew I had to bring it home.

That’s such a classic shopping‑impulse thing…

...huh?