Drawing and Reviewing a Random Pokémon #2: Stonjourner

Stonjourner – Rating: 5/10

Stonjourner, to put it bluntly, is the definition of a nothingburger pokemon to me. I always forget it exists until I see it in game, to which I react with “oh, right. this is a pokemon… why is it a version exclusive again?”

Looking at it, there’s nothing wrong with its design. It’s not ugly or offensive or derivative. I just feel nothing. Not hate, not love. My favorite part of this mon is its laced booty feet. That’s pretty cute ngl. The way it is proportioned with 90% leg and no knees so it’s constantly waddling around and crushing small creatures under its stumps. That’s pretty funny too.

But the rest of it is so… nothing, that it’s not enough for me to like it. Again, I don’t dislike it. 5 out of 10 is not bad, it’s completely average. I’m violently neutral about this pokemon.