Yachiyo, you always call yourself an old grandma and say that you aren't sparkling anymore...

But I'm just so tired of living...

I shouldn't be whining over something like this...

Yachiyo has wanted to die before too!

It's nothing unusual if you've lived eight thousand years!

Kidding! An AI counselor wouldn't say stuff like that!

But I know you'll find happiness in the future, Iroha.

Because Yaccho guarantees it.

If it doesn't work out, you can go ahead and bury me under a tree.

That quirkiness was exactly why I loved you.

Ahaha, what era of internet meme is that even from...?

But thank you...