Well, take this. Hurry up, I don't have all day!

Shinji! Did you get anything for Valentine's day?

Well, Rei told me she made chocolate, but she forgot to bring it so I didn't get anything.

Thanks Asuka, you shouldn't have- W-Wait a mom-moment, these are...!

Shhh, don't ask, silly. This is just the first part of the gift. I will give the rest tonight.

That same night:

Oh Asuka, didn't you learn to knock at the door? Anyway, thanks for the condoms.

Alright Shinji, are you ready for- AAAAH! Misato!!! What the hell are you doing here!!!?