「これって……師匠から
（勝手に）借りた笹針師の秘伝書！
ワォ、ここにあったのね☆
まだ半分しか読んでないっけ……どれどれ」

ひとつ、ウマ娘の神秘を追い求めるべし
ひとつ、五臓六腑に業を叩き込むべし
ひとつ、経験は才に勝るものと知るべし
ひとつ、世俗に溺れず鍛錬に励むべし
ひとつ、笹針を心の鏡とするべし

「……あっ、いけない！
カップ麺のお湯を沸かしっぱなし！
早く注いで……
押さえるもの押さえるもの……」

「……いいのがあるじゃない！
さすが秘伝書！　分厚くてフタ止めに最適！
ワォ、あんし～ん☆」

……3分後、秘伝書にラーメンをこぼして
大騒ぎする安心沢刺々美だった。

"Is this... It's that old scroll of secret acupuncture techniques I borrowed from my master (without permission)! Wow, what a blast from the past! ☆ I never actually finished reading more than half, huh... Let's give it a little look-see."

One must seek the mystic truths of Umamusume yet unveiled.
One must commit to body and heart the weight of their actions.
One must respect experience over talent.
One must resist worldly temptations, and devote themself to training.
One must remember that the needle moves as the heart does, confident or hesista—

"Ah, wait! I almost forgot! I was boiling water for my ramen."

"There, that's the cup noodles all watered up, but... Agh, I've gotta have something around that I can weigh down the lid with... C'mon, c'mon..."

"Oh! I can just use the scroll! Boom, easy! It's nice and heavy, so it should hold the lid down perfectly. Wow, no worry! ☆"

...Three minutes later, Anshinzawa goes to get her ramen, and topples the cup over scroll-first. Not wow, <i>all</i> the worries.